Hello! I’m Andi, and you’re looking at my personal website.

How do these work, anyways?

No, really. At least if I was a product you’d know what to expect: a feature list, some cool photos, maybe a spec table, a shopping cart page.

But I’m not! I’m a person. A human being! With ideas and memories! You can’t buy me, but you are certainly welcome to buy my software. Crazy.

Anyways - How do I put myself onto this here page?

Well, there’s a whole story….that story is pretty long though, so here’s the gist:

Anyways, enough about me. What about you?